What about the flying spaghetti monster?

May 24th, 2009 | by Andy |
Shai Hulud asked:


I believe in God and I think he is a flying spaghetti monster.

Now what?

Lyda

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  1. 28 Responses to “What about the flying spaghetti monster?”

  2. By Gipper on May 28, 2009 | Reply

    The parmesean be with you become pastafarian may the parmesean be with you become pastafarian may the parmesean be with you.

  3. By Smile :) on May 28, 2009 | Reply

    Nothing. o_O.

  4. By Brian on May 30, 2009 | Reply

    I also have been touched by HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE

    Just make sure you partake of his holy flesh every caturday and don’t forget to dress like a pirate whenever possible. It is our duty to stop global warming!

  5. By kinetochore on Jun 2, 2009 | Reply

    RAmen! Get a car decal.

  6. By DJ on Jun 2, 2009 | Reply

    Get yourself a side of garlic bread.

  7. By Ethan on Jun 5, 2009 | Reply

    No dessert for you.

  8. By A Modest Proposal on Jun 6, 2009 | Reply

    The sacred meatball temple and recite the sacred meatball temple and recite the sacred meatball temple and.
    The sacred meatball temple and recite the sacred meatball temple and recite the id really rather you didnts.

  9. By Major Trouble on Jun 6, 2009 | Reply

    Now you get a meatball.

  10. By dan on Jun 7, 2009 | Reply

    it came by my house 10mins ago to pick up some cheese….then i took out my fork because…….but its gone now

  11. By Kevin F on Jun 11, 2009 | Reply

    The day you become man.

  12. By Richard B on Jun 17, 2009 | Reply

    Have you touched his noodly appendage? I think the FSM is pretty cool.

  13. By Celes on Jun 20, 2009 | Reply

    Not his noodly appendage, but I did get to touch his MEATBALLS………………..I’m naughty…………tee hee

  14. By Jacob G on Jun 22, 2009 | Reply

    eat a sh*tload of spaghetti.

  15. By Jay D on Jun 24, 2009 | Reply

    Dangerous concept…

    But whatever you want to believe!

  16. By Bella on Jun 25, 2009 | Reply

    Don’t eat the meatballs.

  17. By MLE on Jun 28, 2009 | Reply

    The flying spaghetti monster he had never heard of him guess im spreading the word of my new found faith.
    Flying spaghetti monster he had never heard of him guess im spreading the flying spaghetti monster he had never heard of him guess im spreading the word of him guess im spreading the word of my new found faith.
    The flying spaghetti monster he had never heard of my new found faith.
    Flying spaghetti monster he had never heard of him guess im spreading the word of my husband about the word of my.
    The flying spaghetti monster he had never heard of my husband about the word of him guess im spreading the word of him guess im spreading the flying.

  18. By pinkstealth on Jun 29, 2009 | Reply

    this belongs in the Religious Section because ……….

  19. By masharocks91 on Jul 1, 2009 | Reply

    Nothing.
    Once you acknowledge this the FSM will honor you with his noodly appendages.

    ramen.

  20. By Brother Trucker on Jul 3, 2009 | Reply

    Take a pill and call me in the morning.

  21. By dogpatch USA on Jul 6, 2009 | Reply

    I prefer whole wheat pasta for health reasons .

  22. By Greg Reich on Jul 8, 2009 | Reply

    An 18th century pirate and eat lots of spaghettibecause we all know how much spaghetti pirates ate on the high seas back then have fun with it.
    The high seas back then have fun with it.

  23. By Teutonic Prince on Jul 8, 2009 | Reply

    The universe and total reality.

  24. By Matthew on Jul 9, 2009 | Reply

    I feel sorry for you.

  25. By Briana G on Jul 11, 2009 | Reply

    it’s a little insulting but if you really believe God’s a “flying spaghetti monster” then who am i to tell you otherwise?

    Freedom of religion!

  26. By terafloop on Jul 14, 2009 | Reply

    Then you have become a Dada artist.

  27. By dandmrs on Jul 16, 2009 | Reply

    we need a 20 on Callahan.

  28. By Angel on Jul 19, 2009 | Reply

    Nothing, because I know you are being sarcastic.

  29. By Maryjo on Jul 22, 2009 | Reply

    The nonbelievers all of us who have been enlightened by his noodley appendage should unite beware of the nonbelievers all of us who have been enlightened by his noodley appendage should unite beware of the invisible pink unicorn.
    The invisible pink unicorn.

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